Dateline Chokio:

TOTD: SICK nothing serious just irritating and tiring, Seems no one thinks of the guy with the immune system on suck. I have had a pain it the ass literally for the last four day's with the restless bowel, a fart is only safe the first three times the fourth is YAHTZEE or a shart so extreme caution is in order. It all started with bringing another tribal member an innocent glass of 7up because you guessed it they were throwin' the stomach contents out like an upside down shark. I thought it couldn't happen to me I am not exposed..yup, less than 24 hours later I am hunched over the porcelain with an old butter container looking like the THINKER. I did a lot of thinking mostly oh god kill this parasite NOW. I have lost 10 lbs.and am thinking of binging an purging to a frightening weight loss. I have the cold that was lurking in my chest coming back to go with the sagebrush splatter. I will cross my fingers for a recovery soon. 

 A heart felt sadness has come to me over the last few day's of violence that shouldn't have happened, may the understanding of mental illness soon be taken out of the hands of witch doctors and sooth sayers. 

 May those who have lost the loves of their life find peace and comfort in their time of sorrow. Rest in peace young soles and allow those to morn with good memory's of your short time with them and carry on in life with great purpose to live.

Finman Sailors Seals

 So the seal people are wild and crazy folks who came into the islands around england and scandinavia. They are also rumored to have traveled to north american lands. It's wild to think about the early peoples who ventured out of their comfort zones and set out to explore so many other area's. The kicker with the finman is they were known as seal people who could travel under water. The same people were also named as mermaids and sea monsters. I have been reading many many pages of the web on the Orkneyjar island were some of the story's may have originated. But there is evidence that the same Finman peoples may have been nord. People from the scandinavian area's mostly fin or suomi settled but left the area. There are many markers and mounds left in the north eastern shores as well as graffiti hacked into rock albeit by defiant explores looking at new lands hunting and gathering. There is evidence of many colony's all along the eastern seaboard as in an early community and township across the coast and what looked like a group who traveled by boat to the north american shores. In the west coast along the sleepy shores on a riverbank there was found a body, bones of a lost man older that any found in the area. Officially known as Kennewick Man he was NOT native american but a caucasian and early explorer. He was found buried in the riverbank by teens during a hydro plane race on the Columbia river a long and twisting river that comes down into the states from canada and empty's into the open Pacific ocean. This early man is a debate and fight that has lasted for years. Despite evidence the native american tribes claim him. I don't abide by that fact I believe he was an explorer who came across the ice hyway and down the river to look at all that lay before him. I am native at least 10 percent of me is, to what tribe I don't have a clue but the other is Suomi. I should side with the natives and claim the body as kin and ancient elder to the tribes but I do claim him as an elder to a tribe of Suomi that came to this country once before and now they have been found more spread out into other area's. Take it there are more complexities to the ancient world than many can accept or fear because they don't want to get left out on what they could benefit from. Cash talks when it comes to historical accuracy. I will sit and read, learn and absorb all that I can on the subject and let you know. Have a tuesday people an learn like your life depends on it, No one to my knowledge has died from knowing about too much just from letting others know they know haha 

    The effective means to disposing of Feces 

 The proposed effort is to make the feces liquid, By using fence post in a circular motion, repeat motion to to disperse chunk's, When satisfied add equal amount's of patrol as in Diesel fuel. Stand a safe distance from liquid and apply flame devise, a road flare will ignite liquid in an efficient means, Allow flames to burn all liquid and material to sludge then after careful scraping of sludge into a previously dug three foot deep circular hole dug with your ever present E tool you will deposit sludge from barrel once scraped free. When completing your task of burning the barrel full of feces you will return the barrel to the latrine area. You can now return to the safety of your CHU and think about the tragic fuck up you have just done and suffered from. End of lesson on Fuk up Sunday 

A day in infamy!!

My mother was three day's old her parent's were bringing her home from Spokane. The plan was to get home before dark and go over to the Great's. The plan's didn't work out, seems there was a little bit of a blizzard blowing wildly across the roadway drift's were as high as a car. The young couple was traveling in a newer Model T auto with no heater but a warm set of hand made quilt's sent along and a sack lunch for the way back. There was a half gallon of milk for the baby and a few changes of clothes just in case. The wind was cold and the side curtains in the car didn't stop the howling across the open country with little to slow it down. The journey took what seemed forever, there were a few stops to clear the snow out of the radiator and scrape the ice off the wind screen. the wiper wasn't keeping up with the amount of snow fall. When Edna saw the lights of Pasco she had Gramp's stop and get some warm water for tea and to warm up the bottle for the last 20 miles home. The baby, Sandy, was all warm and toasty despite the cold and wind and eating well. As they crossed the green bridge into Kennewick there were few light on in town being a Sunday most businesses were closed and no one was stirring not even a mouse. The back road over the plain and into our small town of Richland,the homeward stretch. When they got into the Great Grandparents house all the family was there glued to the Radio listening to a speech given by Franklin in his chat to the nation that would impact the whole of our family and those of our neighbors. The Japanese had bombed Pearl Harbor and War was imminent. They sat that evening with a sip of brandy and gazing at the baby, the new addition to the family and wondered what will the world be like for this small child. 

 I remember the look and sound, the soft voice telling me about the day of December 7, 1941 when the Japanese bombed our country and the struggle just to get home with the newborn, But how happy those two parents were of the baby Sandra they now had. 

 Let us remember those brave men and women who on this day were lost and those who fought to save each other and defended our sovereign nation. 

And another Damn card.

 You need a TWIC card? I do what the hell for I am not working. Our records indicate you has passed your Captains exam and are able to work on shipping up to 100 tons. I took the class, I passed I applied and boom haven't done anything about it. Now they want me to register, So the government can keep track of me. Hahah nope I'm a PIRATE like Jack Sparrow without a ship and a ton of rum. AAARRRGGGGG!! I best be wearin' my tri corn hat and parrot. I wouldn't mind a part time job running the locks for Tidewater tug, My grandfather did that for many years and a lot of short trips threw the Panama canal, He was very proud of being a ships captain but the family life and hen pecking of Grandma was too much for him to handle. He was a smart man, worked for the CCC as a kid along with his brothers, in the pacific northwest forests. Growing up in a small town in the middle of nowhere with nothing but cattle and turkey's a father and family that were goal and monetary entrepreneurs. They hung out with the Hills and put in large water way's from the mountains to the river to water their cattle. And then POOF they faded away into the cities and towns of Washington and California. My Grandfather ended up in the city of Richland running a local car store he purchased from my Grandmothers dad, He became successful in a short time with a fas station and the cars. He was elected to be Mayor in 37'he was a young man not over 25 tall, thin and blond with blue eyes. The look of stern business. Berge was a quiet man, he was a hard worker and spent a lot of time selling his town to other markets in the state, the small town of White Bluff's and larger town of Richland has a lot to offer with farm produce and grain crop's there was also a lot of sheep and a few cow ranches out in the bottom land of West Richland where the pioneer family of the Weidles had settled. The whole community and family came to an end with the arrival of the Mafia known as the DuPont corporation. On another day we will tell you another story one that would and should have been a shooting offence. 

 Have a day that you can remember and eat cake. 

Chicken, chicken, chicken every where. 

I like chicken and I like fresh chicken, but I think it will be a while before I eat chicken 64 chickens in the freezerator, yup it's full, they need to rest and relax so they aren't stiff as cardboard. I have a lot of respect for coold water and a whiz bang chicken plucker you could sure speed up the butchering process by using a handy dandy Rube Goldberg device. If you keep a look out for plans and and parts for a whiz bang chicken plucker you should. I think the smoker will get fired up in a few day's and a nice cold smoke will be used to alder or peach or apple wood will be used to add some flavor to a few of the dozen birds there is no rush winter hasn't even really come yet and that would be a fun time activity with a reward at the end. 

 I just started a diet, so chicken is on the menu and home grown tomatoes, peppers and jalapeno's will help add to that. I will do a mile walking after a good stretch and a few toe touches to slowly get in the groove of a less sedentary lifestyle.  well there you go life in the day I must get on the horse and motivated.  
 Mile walk and a nice BBQ with burnt bacon but bacon is still nectar of the god's so it was great and a nice lean steak. Ate up and avoided a fire now for tea a little facebook and to bed, with hope of a sound nights slumber like last nights zombie coma I was able to experience. 

I have decided that I will change my life, In a short time I will be thinner,stronger,healthier,younger looking and more attractive, I am ready to start.

 WoW, I think this quote will give me a leg up on the day...Not really but I think it is a nice step up into a new thought process. A new way to get into a mindset of working out and starting to want to loose weight. I read a free eBook that was promoted in my reader from Amazon by one of the homesteader sites. I liked the book, I have read and used a few of the techniques today and will put a few into place every new day. It say's you can feel better and healthier in 7 day's we shall see. I will start half assed for the first week to get into a rhythm and again on MOnday, start off with an idea of what I want to do with a work out schedule and diet plan. Time will tell in the next two weeks if there is any progress. It works for a 52 year old and he looks buck as fuck so it is something that I am willing to try. 

Good luck and good night.